{"id":6096,"date":"2013-11-30T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-11-30T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.dev\/?p=6096"},"modified":"2013-11-30T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-11-30T00:00:00","slug":"quietest-vacuum-of-all","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/quietest-vacuum-of-all\/","title":{"rendered":"The Quietest Vacuum?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><span style='font-style:italic'>Mirror, mirror, on the wall, which is the quietest of them all?<\/span><\/p>\n<p>In general, vacuums are loud.  I mean, really, how can they not be?  Most vacuum cleaners are essentially a motor and a bag (or container to hold the stuff you vacuum up).  The motor creates suction that draws in air, debris, dirt, then traps the particles while allowing the air to pass back into the home.  The problem is that not only does the motor produce noise as it runs, but you also have the suction created by the vacuum &#8211; that &#8216;giant sucking sound&#8217; (anyone remember Ross Perot?).<\/p>\n<p>These two things often combine to make most vacuums so loud that you simply cannot hear the phone ringing, someone knocking on the door, or even someone in the same room trying to talk to you.  Ultimately, brand matters little in this regard.  From Dyson and Kirby to Eureka and Hoover, and everything in between, most vacuums are loud.  But are ALL of them loud enough to rattle your windows?  With the help of my family, I&#39;ve decided to give you a photographic representation of a better way.<br \/>\n_<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center'><img src='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/wp\/images\/loud-vac-1.jpg' alt='Is Your Vacuum Too Loud?' title='Is Your Vacuum Too Loud?'><br \/><span class='bold'>Exhibit A.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>_<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center'><img src='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/wp\/images\/loud-vac-2.jpg' alt='Old or New, Cheap or Expensive, Most Vacuums are Noisy' title='Old or New, Cheap or Expensive, Most Vacuums are Noisy'><br \/><span class='bold'>Exhibit B.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>_<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center'><img src='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/wp\/images\/loud-vac-3.jpg' alt='Besides Excessive Noise, Your Old Vacuum is Likely Spewing Microparticles Back into the Air You Breathe' title='Besides Excessive Noise, Your Old Vacuum is Likely Spewing Microparticles Back into the Air You Breathe'><br \/><span class='bold'>Exhibit C.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>_<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center'><img src='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/wp\/images\/quiet-vac-1.jpg' alt='There is a Solution - Miele.  I Think She&#39;s Calling to Thank Me!' title='There is a Solution - Miele.  I Think She&#39;s Calling to Thank Me!'><br \/><span class='bold'>Exhibit D.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>_<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center'><img src='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/wp\/images\/quiet-vac-2.jpg' alt='Maybe It&#39;s Not THAT Quiet, But The Difference is Clear' title='Maybe It&#39;s Not THAT Quiet, But The Difference is Clear'><br \/><span class='bold'>Exhibit E.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>_Looking for a quieter vacuum, particularly one that offers filtration as good as a HEPA air purifier, suction as powerful as any available, a warranty that surpasses all competitors, and a choice of styles, features, and colors?  A Miele is your best bet!  And I am fully confident that this completely unscientific photographic representation offers all the proof you need.<\/p>\n<p><a href='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/miele.asp'>Shop Miele Vacuums<\/a><\/p>\n<p>_<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center'><img src='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/wp\/images\/photographic-interference-penalty.jpg' alt='Photographic Penalty - Shot Interference.  10 Yards, No Dessert' title='Photographic Penalty - Shot Interference.  10 Yards, No Dessert'><br \/><span class='bold'>Blooper A.<\/span><br \/>Thanks for messing up the shot!<\/p>\n<p>Special thanks to my sister, sister-in-law, and nephews.  The Miele pictured is the <a href='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/miele-bolero-s7580-upright-vacuum-cleaners.asp'>Auto-Eco (formerly the Bolero)<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>Author: <a href='http:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/kevvyg.asp'>K. Gilmore<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Mirror, mirror, on the wall, which is the quietest of them all? 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