{"id":6099,"date":"2013-12-06T00:00:00","date_gmt":"2013-12-06T00:00:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/wordpress.dev\/?p=6099"},"modified":"2013-12-06T00:00:00","modified_gmt":"2013-12-06T00:00:00","slug":"achoo-haiku-allergies","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/achoo-haiku-allergies\/","title":{"rendered":"Achoo Haiku"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Haikus are Japanese style poems, organized as a 5-7-5 syllable pattern (a total of 17 syllables). They use imagery to capture a feeling or moment. So relax and enjoy these little bits. But beware if you are lactose intolerant! They will be cheesy&#8230; <span class=bold>[Editor&#39;s Note: Ha-ha.]<\/span><\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center; font-style:italic'>Shhh&#8230; it&#39;s so quiet. <br \/>The Blue Air Purifier <br \/>Hardly hear it hum<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center; font-style:italic'>My dear Christina <br \/> Oh how I love your kittens <br \/>But not allergies<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center; font-style:italic'>Its flu season now<br \/>Time to use my Respro mask <br \/>Keep me safe outside<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center; font-style:italic'>Hot drinks for cold nights <br \/>No milk in my hot cocoa<br \/>No egg in my nog<\/p>\n<p style='text-align:center; font-style:italic'>AchooAllergy <br \/>Has lots of stuff for your nose<br \/>They will help you breathe<\/p>\n<p>Author: Rachel<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Haikus are Japanese style poems, organized as a 5-7-5 syllable pattern (a total of 17 syllables). They use imagery to capture a feeling or moment. So relax and enjoy these little bits. But beware if you are lactose intolerant! They&hellip; <\/p>\n<ul class=\"post-categories\">\n<li><a href=\"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/category\/news\/\" rel=\"category tag\">News<\/a><\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"author":6,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[188],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/6"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=6099"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/6099\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=6099"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=6099"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.achooallergy.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=6099"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}